Thanks, Kevin.

I was on iTunes the other day, happily purchasing a few good tunes for the month.

I really wanted an upbeat song, and so I thought "you can never go wrong with Of Montreal."

Right?

Wrong.
I stumble across this song entitled Little Rock. With much jubilance I click to listen to the excerpt while looking up the lyrics.

They are as follows:

Little Rock
I offered my heart and you tried to steal Nina's hat
Little Rock
Why'd you have to go and do something as stupid as that?
Oh, Little Rock
I can't count the things you have
Just all the things you lack
Oh, Little Rock
The only guarantee is that we're never coming back
We're never coming back to Little Rock

No, we're never coming back to your shitty little town


Needless to say, Kevin, you and your band are on probation.
Only Little Rockers can make fun of our "sh**** little town"

The Investigation

I don't want to say anything too crazy,

but I'm on an epic stalking mission.

Why?

Because I ordered a very cute necklace from etsy. Really really cute, so kudos jmw. So what is the relationship between stalking and cute necklaces? I am glad you have asked, my friend. Well, this etsy shopkeeper, jmw, has not shipped my necklace. She also hasn't contacted me. The shop policy said 1-2 weeks. Too bad it's been nearly a month. And this was for my sweet sixteen and all.


And so begins my stalking mission of
COSMIC
PROPORTIONS

I have posted on her blog, both of her etsy shops, and emailed her. Neither her email or her blog were mentioned. I used my resources. I feel so proud of myself. I'll feel even more proud if it actually works and she responds.

Did I also mention that I know her name, and the state in which she lives, which were also not mentioed on the etsy shop.

If anyone wants to help me on my necklace recovery mission, I'll email you the goods, and you can get it on the investigation, too. ;)