Friday, October 30, 2009

Thanks, Kevin.

I was on iTunes the other day, happily purchasing a few good tunes for the month.

I really wanted an upbeat song, and so I thought "you can never go wrong with Of Montreal."

Right?

Wrong.
I stumble across this song entitled Little Rock. With much jubilance I click to listen to the excerpt while looking up the lyrics.

They are as follows:

Little Rock
I offered my heart and you tried to steal Nina's hat
Little Rock
Why'd you have to go and do something as stupid as that?
Oh, Little Rock
I can't count the things you have
Just all the things you lack
Oh, Little Rock
The only guarantee is that we're never coming back
We're never coming back to Little Rock

No, we're never coming back to your shitty little town


Needless to say, Kevin, you and your band are on probation.
Only Little Rockers can make fun of our "sh**** little town"

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